Tammydy

When I look at you my heart feels all fuzzy, this can’t be true your a guy for crying out loud! I’m a guy too and I know I’m straight. The touch of your hair is really so- SNAP OUT OF IT THIS IS A MAN! An all my lady fans will be sad if I suddenly start to go after a gu- DON’T EVEN THINK OF THAT! His broad shoulders, strong build, and well toned che- STOP LISTING HIS PERFECT BODY FEATURES!!! Man I have to get this man out of my head, but that booty of his is so fi- NO BUTTS!!! THis is the story of a perverted me and a man (I may have different routes though)

Most girls want a guy who would hold an umbrella over their head and carry them over puddles. --- The rain had be teeming down all day and you were currently sheltering from it inside a small cafe along with your boyfriend Gilbert. After two hours of waiting it was becoming clear that the rain wasn't going to lighten up any time soon. “Looks like we're gonna have to make a run for it.” You sighed, waiting for Gilberts opinion. “But zhe awsome me vill get all vet.” He answered with a frown. “Yeah, and?” Honestly, you did love your boyfriend, but sometimes the size of his ego really rubbed you up the w